Thursday, April 4, 2013
EVIL DEAD (2013) Review by Corbin Bond
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Thursday, February 28, 2013
Sinister Review by Corbin Bond
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Friday, June 15, 2012
Prometheus Review By Corbin Bond
Here is my very first video review for the blog, and I have decided to vlog about Ridley Scott's Alien prequel, Prometheus. I hope you guys enjoy.
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Saturday, April 14, 2012
The Cabin In The Woods Review By Corbin Bond
We all know the classic tropes of Horror films ever since Scream brought forth its classic rules to survive in this genre. Nowadays, those rules have been reflecting in just about every Horror film being released where there are gratuitous amounts of gore, sex, and drug use. There almost seems to be no hope left in Hollywood either due to their wastes of money with releasing constant remakes and sequels that are just used as money grabbers but have no substance at all. Then, faster than a speeding bullet comes Joss Whedon to rescue the genre for all Horror fans. Whedon has developed a titanic fan base because of his television work with Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Dollhouse, and Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long. He is well known for his combination of horrific violence with slapstick to create perfect self referential stories with much depth and symbolism that calls back to American society. The Cabin in the Woods is the wake up call our generation, and Hollywood, needs. With a perfect cast, sharp and witty writing, clever scares, and a thousand twists, The Cabin in the Woods goes beyond the level of a Horror masterpiece, and is sure to become an instant classic.
Now, before going any further, I will express some incredibly important pieces of information to all. First, I have a set list of Horror films that I consider the "best of the best," and the top 10 is reserved for strictly the classics, like Psycho, The Exorcist, A Nightmare on Elm Street, etc. After seeing this movie only once, I can say without a doubt that this film has become my second favorite Horror film of all time! Second, this film is a spectacular Horror film; however, I cannot tell anything about it. This is a special type of film, where you have to see it for yourself. It's the type of movie you need to go to the theaters to see with a group of friends and then discuss with only those friends afterwards. I'm sure though with the horrible spoilers on the internet that some may learn some things. However, I cannot express enough how important it is that you do not listen to anyone who has seen the movie. You must see it for yourself!
Now that that is out of the way, I will review the film with no spoilers at all. First, the acting was terrific. Joss Whedon has assembled some of the finest actors for this movie, like Chris Hemsworth, and some are even new actors. They all perform very convincingly, and you feel for each of the characters in the film. Next, there is the cinematography which is fantastic. Joss Whedon is not only a master with a pen, but when partnered with Cloverfield's Drew Goddard, he is a master of the camera. The camera work was perfect and crisp for each scene. Furthermore, with a great score this film really knows how to revitalize the classic atmospheres of Horror. Whedon knows exactly what to do to bring the classic Horror film back to life. Meanwhile, there is the writing which is sharp, witty, hilarious, and incredibly sinister. There is a huge mouthful of cynicism in every line given in this film that adds to the overall effect. Also, if you think that you know the story from the trailers, then I have two words for you. THINK AGAIN!!! This film knows what you expect, and then kicks you right in between the legs and sucker punches you over and over and over again. You never know where this film is going to go, as each moment twists and turns until you are basically turned into a giant rubix cube (like the house in the poster). Moreover, the film has an extremely high octane entertainment factor because it is the most original Horror film to be released in nearly a decade. To give you a hint, once the end credits started, the theater I was in erupted in cheers and applause. I have never experienced this before.
Thus, I come to the end of my review for what has to be the best film of 2012 so far. Joss Whedon deserves a round of applause for this work of Horror GENIUS, and Hollywood now needs to learn what it owes Horror fans. The film is a passionate love letter to Horror fans that I will gladly accept, and if you enjoy originality, cleverness, and pure adrenaline-rushing entertainment in your Horror, then look no further. The Cabin in the Woods is everything Horror fans have been waiting for, and people will be talking about this film for many many years to come.
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Friday, December 23, 2011
Red State Review by Samantha Mauney
Those were my main thoughts while watching the movie Red State. Directed and written by Kevin Smith, this film is a whirlwind of surprises. The biggest surprise came for me when I found out that this was a horror movie, which happened about twenty minutes into the film. I started watching this movie because I saw that it was available for instant streaming on Netflix. I knew that it was directed by Kevin Smith, and that, therefore, I was bound to like it. Clerks, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back are among my favorite films, and Smith's Q&A sessions are the stuff of legend (seriously, look them up). Because Netflix labeled Red State under the primary genre of action and adventure, I had no idea what I was getting into when I started to watch this film. Call me crazy, but I was expecting an action comedy in the vein of Hot Fuzz. That is NOT what I got.
Though he mainly writes dialogue-driven comedies, this film is not Smith's first attempt at action. He also directed the 2010 action comedy Cop Out starring Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan. However, this is his first foray into horror, and all I can say is that I wish he had attempted the genre sooner.
I hate to delve too much into the plot for fear of giving too much away. The movie is about a fringe protestant, ultra-conservative protestant church that makes a habit of enacting God's wrath by killing "sinners." In addition to this hobby, members of the church are avid gun enthusiasts. So much so that they attract the attention of the ATF. Chaos and unbridled bloodshed ensues (think Westboro Baptist Church meets The Wicker Man meets Waco, TX). The plot of the story makes it unconventional for a horror story. While the villains are easy to spot, determining just who is a protagonist is a bit trickier. Talking in this film is minimal, excluding a sermon by the pastor of the church, so there isn't much of a chance to determine who the potential protagonists might be, until all other candidates are dead.
Again, though the dialogue is minimal, the acting in this film is very authentic. You can almost understand the charismatic appeal of the pastor (played by Michael Parks) of the hate-filled "Five Points Trinity Church," and, unsettlingly enough, I even found myself wanting to sing along to a gospel song or two during their sacrificial worship service. Kyle Gallner, the current "it" boy of horror, is also in this film. And last but not least, the unforgettable John Goodman steals the show, playing an ATF agent confronted with having to choose between what is right and what is easy.
The film is relatively fast paced, at only 88 minutes long. So if you like action, then this is the movie for you. Interestingly, what makes this film sing is the dialogue (despite the fact that there isn't very much of it), which, as I previously mentioned, is Smith's specialty. There is a poignant soliloquy towards the end of the film that is nothing short of perfection, followed quickly by the awkward lightheartedness that made Kevin Smith famous. Nevertheless, the film ends with a definite message that is very real and, if you follow his personal opinions, very personal to the director.
It's a shame that this film went straight to DVD because Smith's controversial decision to self-distribute. Perhaps if Red State had been shown in theatres instead of simply shopped around at film festivals, more people would have the opportunity to appreciate it. Though many critics have published poor reviews of the film, it has also been lauded by Tarantino and others. Who knows, maybe this film will reach cult status in ten years, or maybe DVD sales will start to pick up on Smith's website. Either way, sooner or later, I think that people will have to see this film for what it truly is: an experimental piece of art that deserves its day in the sun.
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Review By Corbin Bond
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Tuesday, October 25, 2011
New Promo video for Brown Hauntings
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